This is a special song written by me. Don’t worry it’s not going to be happy happy joy joy…
Bencows reviews: Anti-Vaxxers
You may not immediately think the woman in yoga pants sipping Kombucha outside Whole Foods as a vaccination-denier, but there is a chance she might be. Let’s see why I do not like this new breed of people called anti-vaxxers…
2014
Here is a post about 2014…
Apologies, convenient but not satisfying
These two special words have been used by every person and Canadian since the beginning of time. If you did something bad you said those two special words. Since no one has the time to do anything sincere anymore “I’m sorry” has become a good way to get out of your own faults these days. I may sound a bit bad for saying this but saying sorry doesn’t make up every single one of your faults. Let’s see why I think sorry doesn’t cut it for everything…
Bencows Reviews: Mediums
Hello everyone! In this Bencows Reviews I will be reviewing mediums. You know like the people on TV that “hear” messages from the dead? In my opinion I think these people are just full of baloney. Let’s crack down on these so called mediums and see their true colors…
Happy Saturnalia… I mean… Merry Christmas
Even though Saturnalia is a much better holiday I still have to talk about Christmas. So to make things merrier I have written a poem about Christmas:
Twas the Night Before an Apple Christmas
Here is my updated version of Twas the Night before Christmas… Continue reading
Hi…
Hi! It’s been awhile. By awhile I mean like a year of inactivity. I will be posting more funny posts again like I used to but I will put more time and effort into them this time I promise! So expect to see me again in the next week or two. Now after reading this you might feel like your getting socks for christmas but this is the biggest gift I can give to you over the internet. I hope you enjoy me again but as always…
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